My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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