another moral hangover. fuck.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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