So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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