This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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