Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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