She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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