I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize