you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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