You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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