I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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