He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
vagina is talking i cant
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Alive.
So much puke
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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