After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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