I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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