He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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