sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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