Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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