we have officially lost it.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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