i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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