Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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