You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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