your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Randomize
