Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I came so hard my ears popped.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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