you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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