It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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