Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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