We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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