Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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