My brain says no but my pants say off.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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