There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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