chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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