my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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