party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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