yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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