how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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