Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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