he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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