it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Houston, we have a squirter
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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