Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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