No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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