So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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