thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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