Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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