Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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