HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I had to cum in my sink.
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