just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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