we have officially lost it.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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