So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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