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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my shit smells like andre
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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