He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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