i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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