I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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