I just saw a hot homeless man
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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