Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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