Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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