He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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