quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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