I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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