I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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